Horns, Rules For The Use Of

Judging by our experience to date, the sounding of the horn may only be permitted in the following circumstances:

• When passing another vehicle
• When being passed by another vehicle
• When travelling the wrong way down our one-way road
• When attempting a creative driving manoeuvre, for example performing a u-turn on the motorway
• When travelling at night with the lights off
• Whenever the hell you want to

Here is a little video taken at the end of our road, near Shirley's work (updated):