The landlord comes in to feed Gerald. He has a plastic bag with about ten goldfish, which he empties into the tank. Gerald promptly hoovers them up, one by one, using his weird upturned jaw like a front end loader.He overdoes it, sicks up three goldfish, then decides he can manage them after all, and eats them again. It's all over in about two minutes.
Without wishing to anthropomorphise him too much, he is now looking rather smug. We are not impressed. Gerald, how could you?
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